Nailed

In giant letters on a sign above a brand-new business: Glorious Nail's. Who is this Nail, and why is he/she so glorious? And what kind of business does the glorious Nail operate?

The aposcalypse is on us

Sign on a church's outdoor bulletin board: "Life isn't like Burger King -- you can't alway's have it your way."

Today's coined word: prepostrophe, n. A ludicrously misused or misplaced apostrophe.